Привет, Олежка!
Ты пишешь, что уезжаешь в Штаты.
Разузнай там, пожалуйста, когда они нас купят.
Желаю тебе хорошей и интересной поездки.
Анна (все еще из Российского города Тюмени).
Анна! Привет!
Насчет покупки Сибири. Я сегодня отправил "другу Биллу"
(president@whitehouse.gov) вопрос, мол, народ интересуется и
надеется :). Вот сижу, жду ответа...
Письмо прилагаю.
Олежка II.
Dear Mr. President,
Taking a chance of staying in US as a visitor from Russia, I would like
to pass all the best regards of my friends from Siberia. Their attention
is now attracted to US Government plans of buying the significant part
of Russian Federation territory - Far East and Siberia Regions. Russian
daily "Komsomol'skaya Pravda" reported recently that the sales contract is
underway and Russian Government is ready in principle to sign it in order
to improve the financial situation and possibly solve the Russian budget
problems.
People from those regions are waiting impatiently for future, hoping that
America will take care of them quite soon. Anna,
who is a citizen of Tyumen', high industrial oil producing center in Siberia,
writes: "Dear Olezhka, being in the United States please ask President Bill
Clinton about US Government plans of annexation of Siberia. We are all tired
living in Russian reality".
I'm constantly waiting for your prompt reply to my letter and I will
immediately forward your answer to my friends in (still Russian) Siberia
and Far East.
Sincerely,
Olezhka Vtoroy,
nuclear scientist, Moscow.
(Russian visitor to United States).
Анна! Привет!
Я только что получил ответ от Клинтона! Точнее, от кого-то из помощников.
Хотя в письме содержится довольно неутешительная для тебя информация, все же,
согласись, приятно получить письмо от имени американского правительства :)
Олежка II.
Dear Olezhka Vtoroy,
Thank you for your e-mail message to the President of United States of
America. It was immediately directed to US Government Secreariat
Office. Vice President Al Gore has taken a chance to be personally
familiarized with Russian Far East and Siberian residents opinion,
touched upon in your letter.
I am charged to inform you and the people involved, that so-called
"Sales Contract" doesn't exist at least as an agreement at present. US
Government representatives had the preliminary discussions with Russian
Foreign Ministry responsibles on the issue mentioned. It's too early
to carry out of any kind of solutions and conclusions. Moreovere there
is no any real basis to promulgate this news. We are got known about
"Komsomolskaya Pravda" issue, and already faxed them the US official
disagreement.
Nevertheless, time's going on, and we hope that things in Russia will
go better. Mr. Gore sends his best wishes to Russian people and his
personal regards to Anna. United States of America global policy
is turned to make people live better throughout the world.
Best regards -
Barbara Smith,
US Vice President Assistant,
White House, Washington DC.
Vice.president@whitehouse.gov
Все описанные выше события и названные имена - вымышлены.
Воспроизведенная на этой странице статья была действительно опубликована 13 октября 1998 года
в газете "Комсомольская правда".
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